Our "Family Recipe":
We are one hell of a stew!!!
John W Smith, III
Nickname(s): "Jaybird", "Senor Flaco""
Favorite Bands/Artists: Zeppelin, Metallica, Yelawolf, George Jones
Favorite Beverage(s): Coffee, KY Bourbon, Single-Malt Scotch, Modelo Especial
Hobbies: GOLF, Fishing, Hunting, Hollering at High School Football Refs
Tristan Smith (18)
Operator/Cpt. Knucklehead/US Marine
Nickname(s): "Bug", "Boo"
Favorite Bands/Artists: Jason Bryant, Upchurch
Favorite Beverage(s): Sweet Tea
Hobbies: Gaming, Fishing, Camping, Sleeping
Samuel Smith (16)
Favorite Bands/Artists: Lil' Peep, Johnny Cash
Favorite Beverage(s): Dr. Pepper
Hobbies: Gaming, Wrestling, Swimming, Yapping
John Smith, IV (12)
Nickname(s): "Stinky", "Big Rig"
Favorite Bands/Artists: Morgan Wallen
Favorite Beverage(s): Sweet Tea, Gatorade, Your Sweet Tea, Your Gatorade, Your Soda
Hobbies: Gaming, Football, Rapping, Snacking
Chief of Security/High Sensitivity Alarm
Nickname(s): "Molly Dawg"
Favorite Bands/Artists: Baha Men
Favorite Beverage(s): Puddle Water
Hobbies: Swimming, Eating, Chasing Stuff
Nickname(s): "Shorty Dawg"
Favorite Bands/Artists: Snoop Dogg
Favorite Beverage(s): Creek Water
Hobbies: Truck Riding, Eating, Sleeping, "Keep-Away", Puking on the carpet
OSHA Nap Inspector
Nickname(s): "Fluffy Dawg"
Favorite Bands/Artists: Shelly Palmer
Favorite Beverage(s): Vitamin D Milk, Toilet Water
Hobbies: Inspecting groceries and packages, Napping, Staring out of the window